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December 5, 2015 / Posted by:

The dad from the iconic “I Learned It By Watching You!” PSA.

I Learned It By Watching You” is one of the greatest anti-drug PSAs to come out of the 80s. The campaign was released in the US in 1987 and ever since then, “I learned it by watching you” is something I quote all the time and it’s also a perfect fallback excuse. When your piece finds Grindr on your phone and asks you why you asked some dude in the neighborhood for dick pics, just say, “I learned it by watching you!” When your mom throws you a judgmental side-eye at the Christmas dinner table because you didn’t touch your green beans but touched the wine bottle several times, just say, “I learned it by watching you!” Even if it doesn’t make sense in the situation, it’s still the perfect excuse!

ILIBWY (Yes, I’m putting that shit in acronym form, because I’m lazy and I learned it by watching you!) has been referenced and parodied a few times, because it’s a classic. Up until last night, I hadn’t seen it in a long time, but the “Oh shit, this little…” look on the dad’s face is forever burned into my brain. That dad looks like a cokehead 80s stockbroker type who probably spent his family’s savings on hookers, strippers and blow. And I love how that little brat has got his dad’s number. Nothing will knock the high out of you like your kid calling you out when you find their box of weed.

And I’m sure that after that commercial ended, dad broke the awkward tension by teaching his son how to roll a really good fat joint, which they passed back and forth while laughing . It had to have had a happy ending!

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