Who Is November’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

December 4, 2015 / Posted by:

There’s only two Hot Slut of the Month competitions left until the most important election of 2016: The Hot Slut of the Year finals. The theme for November’s HSOTM battle is definitely HIGH ART. Because every single contender deserves a spot at the Louvre. There’s a piece of hand-crafted jewelry that is more opulent than anything at Zales. There’s a peroxide goddess who looks like she was sculpted by Michelangelo. There’s a magnificent painting that makes you laugh and cry at the same time, and there’s a set of gorgeous lingerie that your crotch has been begging to wear.

As always, three of your choices for HSOTM got the most Facebook likes out of all of the Hot Slut of the Days in November. The fourth pick is a wild card chosen by my ass. I picked Loni Anderson because glamour. Here are your choices:

The stunning engagement ring that a hipster couple made using his wisdom tooth.

– The frosted rhinestone named Loni Anderson.

The divine painting of Ben Carson and Jesus that hangs in his house.  And by “his house,” I mean Ben Carson’s house. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jesus had a replica of it made and hung it over his toilet.

The Golden Girls granny panties.

Voting is below. The winning Hot Slut will be announced next Friday!


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