Madge Accused Of Using A Fake Police Vehicle To Cut Through Traffic

December 4, 2015 / Posted by:

“Bleheheheheehe, Madge outwitted you simpletons once again!” – Madge while her driver cuts through traffic in that picture.

The staff at both The Sun and The Daily Mail better sleep on a bed of garlic with a crucifix on their chest, because the Dark Vampire Priestess of the Illuminati is going to come for them now that they’ve come for her. They have pictures of Madge sitting in the back of a car that’s got police-type lights sitting on the dashboard. As Madge left her show at the O2 Arena in London, the streets were crowded with cars also leaving her concert and she was forced to sit in traffic for a second. Madge and/or her driver weren’t having it so they reportedly turned on the lights and cut through those hos.

In the pictures on The Sun, the police lights on the dashboard aren’t blinking, but a witness says that they were turned on and the siren blared. Her royal madgesty waits for no bitch!

“I was waiting outside the O2 and all the roads were blocked. Nobody was moving, then all of a sudden there’s this huge commotion and I saw flashing lights and heard a horn beeping. Then I saw a car and we figured it was an undercover cop. It was beeping so all the traffic let it through. Some drivers were really annoyed. Then I looked into the car and saw Madonna. She’s being driven out with a flashing light sat on the dashboard.”

Scotland Yard tells The Sun that they are going to investigate it and if anyone is hit with charges, it would be Madge’s driver. You could get up to 6 months in the clink if you’re found guilty of impersonating a cop.

This is shameful, disrespectful and just wrong. It’s really offensive that Madonna has to travel the streets of London in a regular car and has to sometimes wait in traffic. It’s sickening! Madge spoke with a busted British-esque accent for a few years and she was married to Guy Ritchie once, so she’s practically English royalty. They should close down the streets and pave the roads with gold for her. The people of London should stand on the sidewalk and throw white roses at her as the sparkles from her creepy grill blind them while she’s pulled in THE QUEEN’S horse-drawn carriage to her palace. That’s how Madge deserves to travel! If THE QUEEN needs her horse-drawn carriage at the same time that Madge does, too bad. Let Liz take an Uber. If anybody deserves to be charged with a crime, it’s the British government for not treating Madge like she’s the only trick in this world who matters!

And here’s Naomi Campbell, Naomi’s nipple and Kate Moss leaving a party at Madge’s lair last night.


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