You can always count on Bill Murray’s knitted face in a Christmas sweater to perfectly express your thoughts and feelings about what’s going on.
At last night’s premiere of A Very Murray Christmas in NYC, Miley Cyrus kept it so demure and conservative that I barely recognized her. If it wasn’t for those chipmunk teeth, I wouldn’t have known it was her. I mean, if you can’t see her chipmunk nipples and the outline of her cooter lips, is it really Miley Cyrus?
But I’m not going to complain about Miley’s go-go Lolita Princess Leia (more like “Princess Lame-o,” amirite?) look, because at least I know that Uncle Terry isn’t on the other side of the camera jacking himself off while taking these pictures.