Night Crumbs

Adrien Brody was at an Art Basel event in Miami and he looked like a walking Museum of Douche Fashion. Nearly every single piece he’s wearing represents the douche look of a different decade. With that being said, I’d buy a membership to that douche museum and hit it every day – Lainey Gossip 

Ben Affleck’s peen may have wandered up into an actresses’ poon and Jennifer Garner is mad about it – Celebitchy

So, here’s Pamela Anderson making a cake as a horny Amy Winehouse – The Superficial 

Yolanda Foster said some words about her divorce from the King of her Lemon Kingdom David Foster – Reality Tea 

MODELS NIPPLES GALORE ALERT! – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Reading about Colton Haynes’ anxiety struggles gave me anxiety – Towleroad

Anne Hathaway’s maternity look is very Justin Bieber on a casual Friday – Popoholic

This dog definitely moonwalks better than RiRi and if you have no idea what I’m talking about Google “Rihanna’s tragic moonwalk” – The Berry 

Fergie did the “granny panties under a sheer skirt” look, which is so forward, because it’s not like it’s been done ten zillion times – Hollywood Tuna 

Dayanara from Orange is the New Black was accused of beating a teenager in her apartment and she’s facing charges. That shit is so method that even Daniel Day-Lewis is impressed – HuffPo

Gigolos is back and that’s good news for those of us who have been craving some real television art! – SOW

Someone with millions of hours of time on their hands made this movie mash-up of Adele’s “Hello” and it has hypnotized me – Pajiba

The Emmy people should just go ahead and engrave Tyra Banks’ name on a trophy right now, because she’s recreating her iconic role in Life-Size 2 – Just Jared

Lady Caca is Bilboard’s Woman of the Year – Popsugar

Trace Cyrus, call your agent now! Barbra Streisand is making a movie about that horse fucker Catherine the Great – Jezebel

Peaches’ new video is WTF on acid and I wouldn’t have it any other way – OMG Blog

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