The Unicornie Butterfly Rainbow Princess Is Down And Out With The Flu

The real story here is that Mimi is actually walking without the help of one of her minions. This is a more miraculous event than Jesus walking on water. The beauty with the gorgeous eyebrows behind her is obviously frozen out of shock.

TMZ says that right now, Mimi is in a NYC hospital room and is lounging on a furry Lisa Frank comforter as two shirtless male nurses with unicorn masks on their heads delicately administer fluids into her butterfly veins. After gracing a Pier 1 Imports event with her presence (yeah, the store, like Mimi buys that shit), Mimi came down with a case of the sicks. Mimi is supposed to perform at a radio concert on Saturday night and her team doesn’t want her to miss it, so they took her to the hospital.

She has the flu and is apparently so dehydrated that she had to be hooked up to an IV full of fluids and vitamins. She’ll probably be released today after the lipo treatment is done she’s hydrated.

Mimi really should know that a delicate peony blossom like her should wear a Hello Kitty flu mask whenever she mingles with the peasants, because she is too fragile to inhale the disgusting, gross and low-class germs of the regulars. Shit, she probably caught the flu after she walked by herself. Don’t do that, Mimi, you’ll exert your delicate self!

Pics: Splash