Night Crumbs
Kristen Stewart got hair extensions and she looks like she got a chin extension too, because she’s looking real pointy. Her arch rivals the paps better watch out, because if they say the wrong shit to her, she can shank them with her shiv chin – Lainey Gossip
Why did I just watch an entire fashion video where Kendall Jenner attacks Kendall Jenner in the shower while wearing a shark suit? – The Superficial
Meg Ryan doesn’t want to talk about her face anymore – Celebitchy
Richard Hatch, the no-tax paying nudist from the first season of Survivor, is going to be on The Biggest Loser – Reality Tea
Jessica Simpsons makes a “Don’t I look sessy as I poot out a fart?” face in an ad for her line of workout clothes – Drunken Stepfather
Graham Norton did “The Elaine Dance” at Madge’s show in London – Towleroad
Adriana Lima definitely made someone’s fap dreams come-to-life by kissing on her wax figure – The Nip Slip
Joan Smalls, Gigi Hadid and Lily Aldridge look naked, cold and confused in a Stuart Weitzman ad – Egotastic!
Iggy Azalea responds to Erykah Badu’s diss with an LOL. Good comeback. – IDLYITW
Katie Price did herself up in no-budget, bootleg “Hit Me Baby One More Time” cosplay for the launch of the latest crap she’s selling – Hollywood Tuna
Seth MacFarlane and Jimmy Fallon sang Yahoo! Answers – The Berry
And somewhere, there’s a Directioner furiously fucking Harry Styles’ old boot – OMG Blog
Err, Jessica Lowndes should really get that shit on her nalgas checked out – Popoholic
Sinead O’Connor’s Facebook page has come down – Just Jared
Jada Pinkett Smith is in a swimsuit in Hawaii and surprisingly her and Will Smith didn’t show how in love they are by humping on the sand in front of the paps – Popsugar
Liev Schreiber went bald, and I still would – SOW
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