On RHoBH, Yolanda Foster is always going on about how David Foster is her king and she lives to take care of him and they’re love is like the moon and blah blah blah blah… Well, I guess the reality show curse has struck again and swallowed Yolanda and David’s marriage whole. On the day that the new season of RHoBH premieres, Yolanda and David announced that their kingdom of love has crumbled after 4 years of marriage and 9 years together.
“Sadly we have decided to go our separate ways. We’ve shared 9 beautiful and joyous years together. During that time we experienced love, friendship and the inevitable challenges that come with managing a marriage, careers, blended families and health issues.”
They forgot to add, “…and watch as our marriage begins its slow descent into the gutter on the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tonight!” Andy Cohen is slipping.
Yolanda and David recently sold their Malibu mansion for $20 million and she said they were downsizing to something more manageable because of her health issues. Yolanda has Lyme disease and this season of RHoBH is apparently all about how the shady bitches on the show think she’s faking it. Illness fakery on reality shows is obviously really in right now.
Yolanda and David didn’t have kids together. She has three kids, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid and Anwar Hadid with her first husband Mohammad Hadid (aka that really rich lion-looking guy on RHoBH). David has five kids.
David is Yolanda’s second husband and Yolanda is David’s fourth wife. So, line up, gold diggers, because David is probably trolling for his fifth wife.
And anyone who watches Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is probably asking, “But who will get custody of the lemons?!!!!!” It’s an important question.