Thanks to that beard and that wild, used-up copper Chore Boy hair, Prince Hot Ginge is starting to look like someone’s crazy drunk uncle who is always kicked out of bars during the day for barfing on the jukebox and acting a wreck, but I am 100% here for it. PHG is still in South Africa and today this happened during a game of rugby at Durban’s Shark Tank stadium.
Anybody with at least one working brain cell can see that PHG is just adjusting his jockstrap or chonies. Well, it’s a good thing that I don’t have at least one working brain cell, because I can clearly see that his royal crotch sword is sticking out. What’s weird is that the dude in front of him is just standing there. When PHG’s royal crotch sword sticks out like that, that’s your cue to get on your knees and let it knight you. Dude must’ve been too hypnotized by PHG’s majestic beard of fire to notice.