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December 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Reese’s Peanut Butter “Tree,” the butt nugget looking ass candy that is ruining everyone’s Christmas!

The Starbucks anti-Jesus red cup of dark-sidedness taught us that the war on Christmas is real. And now many, many, many messes on Twitter have pointed out that Reese’s has joined the war and is shitting all over Christmas with their peanut butter cup trees that look like something the Baby Jesus shat up into his loin cloth diaper. Every year, Reese’s puts out Christmas tree-shaped peanut butter cups and every year those things look as much like a Christmas tree as a turd out of a dog’s ass does. But for some reason, this year, people are bitching about it on Twitter. (But in their defense, the Internet’s foundation, insulation, roof, flooring, etc… is made of bitching and moaning.) Refinery29 has a little collection of tricks who shook their head at Reese’s. Reese’s got so much hate that they had to apologize and they explained to ABC News why their peanut butter trees are shaped like chocolate soap (mmmm…chocolate soap).

Hershey’s “enrobing” process has been creating the undefined-shaped sweets for years, spokeswoman Anna Lingeris told ABC News.

“It’s important to remember that these products are not solid chocolate made in molds, which would have a more distinct shape. They are soft peanut butter centers that are enrobed in chocolate, a process which, by its nature creates, a less-distinct shape,” Lingeris said.

Well, if Reese’s can’t get them to be shaped like a Christmas tree, then why in all of the fucks do they call it a “tree“? They should just call it Reese’s Peanut  Butter Reindeer Shit and even if they did, I’d still eat it gladly. (No Scat Queen!)

Pic: @AshweeCarter

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