Archives: December 2015

Just. No.

December 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Making humans look like broken goth robots is kind of photographer Steven Klein’s thing, but dude really outdid himself with these lifeless pictures of Kylie Jenner for Interview magazine. Steven Klein achieved the impossible by making Kylie look even more blank-eyed than usual. Kudos, I guess.

Seen above looking like a Cleopatra sex doll that was returned to the factory for being a little too creepy, Kylie Jenner went HIGH FASHION and HIGH ART and the pictures are so edgy that you’ll have to check Amazon for retina Band-Aids because they’re going to scratch your eyeballs up.


So, Now It Makes Sense Why Channing Tatum Can’t Stand Alex Pettyfer

December 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Either Alex Pettyfer or Alex Pettyfer’s people (Does he have those?) have been trying to paint him as the new “bad boy” of Hollywood for years. Alex is supposedly shitty to work with and he bragged to VMan about how he got the words “thank you” tattooed over his dick just in case he forgets to say it. (I love a cocky b-hole douche so that made me swoon inside a little, but it turns out that his “thank you” tattoo is actually his name in Japanese. Getting your name tattooed in any language on your body is a zillion times more douchey than getting “thank you” inked into your crotch.) After Magic Mike came out, there was a rumor that Channing would rather toss a bitchy armadillo’s salad than work with Alex again.

They fought and Channing told people that he wants nothing to do with Alex. Alex was recently on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast B.E.E. (via People) and he confirmed that yup, Channing hates him and he admits that it’s mostly his fault.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Reese’s Peanut Butter “Tree,” the butt nugget looking ass candy that is ruining everyone’s Christmas!

The Starbucks anti-Jesus red cup of dark-sidedness taught us that the war on Christmas is real. And now many, many, many messes on Twitter have pointed out that Reese’s has joined the war and is shitting all over Christmas with their peanut butter cup trees that look like something the Baby Jesus shat up into his loin cloth diaper. Every year, Reese’s puts out Christmas tree-shaped peanut butter cups and every year those things look as much like a Christmas tree as a turd out of a dog’s ass does. But for some reason, this year, people are bitching about it on Twitter. (But in their defense, the Internet’s foundation, insulation, roof, flooring, etc… is made of bitching and moaning.) Refinery29 has a little collection of tricks who shook their head at Reese’s. Reese’s got so much hate that they had to apologize and they explained to ABC News why their peanut butter trees are shaped like chocolate soap (mmmm…chocolate soap).

Hershey’s “enrobing” process has been creating the undefined-shaped sweets for years, spokeswoman Anna Lingeris told ABC News.

“It’s important to remember that these products are not solid chocolate made in molds, which would have a more distinct shape. They are soft peanut butter centers that are enrobed in chocolate, a process which, by its nature creates, a less-distinct shape,” Lingeris said.

Well, if Reese’s can’t get them to be shaped like a Christmas tree, then why in all of the fucks do they call it a “tree“? They should just call it Reese’s Peanut  Butter Reindeer Shit and even if they did, I’d still eat it gladly. (No Scat Queen!)

Pic: @AshweeCarter


Birthday Sluts

December 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Bette Midler (70)
Chanel Iman (25)
Zoe Kravitz (27)
Janelle Monáe (30)
Charles Michael Davis (31)
Mat Kearney (37)
Brad Delson (38)
Laura Ling (39)
Emily Mortimer (44)
Golden Brooks (45)
Sarah Silverman (45)
Nestor Carbonell (48)
Jeremy Northam (54)
Carol Alt (55)
Jane Turner (55)
Candace Bushnell (57)
Charlene Tilton (57)
Deep Roy (58)
Treat Williams (64)
Obba Babatundé (64)
John Densmore (71)
Woody Allen (80)

Pic: Rolling Stone


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