Night Crumbs
While driving through Sydney, Taylor Swift saw a girl wearing one of her t-shirts and made her minion pull over so she could take a picture with her fan. Uh huh, more like that sue-happy demon pulled over, because she wanted to check to see if that t-shirt was from her official merchandise store or a bootleg. If it was a bootleg t-shirt, that little girl would’ve had to use her allowance money to hire a damn lawyer – Lainey Gossip
Because the world really needed another Real Housewives booze brand that tastes like piss and Botox, Sonja Morgan has launched her own liquor and she gave it the really original name of “TipsyGirl” – Reality Tea
Get ready to eye roll. Are you ready? Okay, Brad Pitt says that being with St. Angie Jolie made him a better actor. And ROLL! – Celebitchy
Gigi Hadid’s in Numero looking like her legs are getting attacked by a mob of leather lampshades – Drunken Stepfather
Daniel Radcliffe wants everyone to know that he didn’t jack off into the butter beer on the set of Harry Potter – The Superficial
J.K. Rowling’s obsession with Morrissey helped her understand her superfans’ obsession with her – Towleroad
The Photoshop Awards: Kylie Minogue’s Christmas photo shoot – Egotastic
Kate Major went full Kate Major on a plane – Digital Spy
Is this really Bella Thorne or was she not available for the photo shoot so Glamour just used a doll made out of wax? – Hollywood Tuna
Wonky McValtrex is trying to be ~high fashion~ now, but bitch looks more like a half-sedated wet goth weasel – OMG Blog
Selena Gomez thinks she’s too fetus-faced to date older dudes – IDLYITW
Hayden Panettiere is out of rehab – Popoholic
Jennifer Garner hit the pap stroll with Ben Affleck’s mom – Just Jared
Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti got engaged – Popsugar
James Deen may be the Bill Cosby of the porn world – Jezebel
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