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November 30, 2015 / Posted by:

Nathan, the dancing Chinese Crested who is pretty much the reincarnation of Martha Graham!

Nathan was an Open Post host last year, but he never got the true tribute he deserves! You can go ahead and cancel your cable, satellite, Hulu subscription, Netflix subscription and Amazon subscription, because Nathan has a YouTube channel and it’s all the visual entertainment your eyeballs need. Watching Nathan’s videos is like peeking into the life of Mikhail Baryshnikov, because it seems like all this pooch does is lay down the hot and sweet moves.

Nathan is truly a mystery, because I don’t know much about him. But I guess the only thing you really need to know about Nathan is that he can’t help but dance like Billy Elliot on molly when he hears the beat. Dance is in his heart! Dance is in his soul! Dance is in veins! Or maybe his humans are just holding a treat high above his head out of the camera’s view.

Nathan isn’t only the kind of talented bitch who could easily unseat that hack Michael Flatley, but he’s also a major attention whore. I mean, he’s got at least 500 million videos on his YouTube channel. But out of all the videos in his dance portfolio, this one is pure gold. What more do you need in life besides an accordian-playing memaw and a dancing Chinese Crested?

And Nathan is also an extremely versatile performer who can deliver all sorts of scenes and vibes. Here’s Nathan busting out the moves while sandwiched between two big-tittied Magic Mike wannabes:

Both of those videos are the hallucinations that David Lynch has when he does too much LSD. What I’m trying to say is that Nathan is an acrid trip God of dance and we should all worship at his dancing paws!

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