The last time we checked in on 50 Cent’s money situation, a judge was calling bullshit on his allegedly broke ass by ordering him to whip out his checkbook and hand over $7 million to the woman whose sex tape he posted online without her consent. Then 50’s lawyer sort of shrugged and was like “Well, he declared he’s bankrupt, so…good luck with that.” Even 50 kept the charade going by pretending to be poor on social media.
Unfortunately, it looks like redirecting the entirety of his mental capacity from pretending to be poor to dragging Vivica Fox might have hit the reset button on his brain, because yesterday he threw up a picture and a video of the inside of his fridge filled with stacks of money to Instagram. Which, you know, is always a good move when you’re trying to convince people that you’re bankrupt.
50 Cent is shady as hell, so who knows if that’s even his money. Or his fridge, for that matter! I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time 50 Cent took us on a home tour and passed other people’s shit off as his own.
I know I’m supposed to be focusing on the bonkers fact that 50 Cent stores wads of cash in his fridge, but I’ll be totally honest: I’m having a hard time concentrating on the money because I keep getting distracted by those Kraft Singles. If 50 was really as rich as he wants us to believe, that fridge would be filled with packages of Kraft Deli Deluxe. Nothing says “I’m truly rich, bitch” like the ~fanciest~ of processed cheese slices.