For some reason, living Dream Phone card Tom Brady celebrated Thanksgiving by dressing up as what can only be described as the overcooked nightmare baby of a sausage from the sixth inning Milwaukee Brewers Sausage Race and a pierogi from the Pittsburgh Pirates Great Pierogi Race and hid in a pile of leaves to scare two of his children. And then when he realized that scarring two people for life wasn’t enough, he uploaded a video of it all on Facebook and continued to traumatize a bunch of strangers as well. Thanks, Tom!
I don’t know if Tom slipped into that creepy turkey costume before or after dinner, but let’s hope it was after. Otherwise, I can only imagine how awkward things got while they were going around the table and saying what they were thankful for. “I’m thankful…that my parents are rich as hell, because I’m going to need a couple thousand dollars worth of therapy after that leaf pile prank.”
On the upside, Gisele Bundchen totally has a new disguise for her next incognito visit to the plastic surgeon.