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November 27, 2015 / Posted by:

The international hero who wouldn’t leave a burning German sex shop until he finished getting his while watching Throbbin Hood!

This inspirational story of one man’s will to bust a nut at any cost comes from The Daily Mail, so it is definitely 100% true, because I’m sure their 500-person research department worked 48 hours straight to give us the potent facts! The DM says that when a sex shop in Hamburg’s red-light district caught on fire, firefighters ran in to get everyone out and one horny hero who knows what’s really important refused to leave because he was in the middle of watching Throbbin Hood. Dude basically told the firefighters that they’d have to pry his dick from his crispy, smoke-filled dead body.

Authorities said that they found him in a viewing booth by himself and he was in a “high state of sexual arousal” while watching porn. They eventually dragged his ass out and he was heard bitching about how he paid 7.50 Euros for that fap film and wasn’t done yet. A rep for the fire department released a comment about this mess and they were somehow able to do it while burping out a river of laughs.

“He only came out after our people were battering against the locked cabin door. Once it was open they grabbed him and dragged him to safety. He needed treatment at hospital for smoke inhalation.”

…and I’m sure he needed treatment for blue balls too and that’s a whole lot worse than smoke inhalation. Germany should really give this dude a medal of honor, because he is a real hero who was willing to go down with the ship fuck shop and burn alive for the sake of shooting a jizz load while watching the end of a cinematic masterpiece. He’s the Captain Edward Smith of fapping.

Pic: The Daily Mail 

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