Black Friday Crumbs

November 27, 2015 / Posted by:

This Black Friday fuckery video of a “crazy bitch” (aka an actress from central casting playing the role of a “crazy bitch”) snatching a steamer out of the hands of a “child” (aka a child actor playing the role of a “child carrying a steamer”) really, really hurts me. Isn’t there enough real Black Friday craziness out there? Have we really gotten to the point where we have to stage Black Friday craziness? I swear, Jimmy Kimmel ruins everything – OMG Blog

And here’s a few real and authentic (I think) Black Friday brawl videos to make you proud to be a human – NYDN

I see that Mimi, the Queen of Christmas, wore a very casual ensemble while reigning over the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday – Lainey Gossip

Teresa Giudice spent Thanksgiving alone in prison for the sake of her daughters. She is so brave… – Reality Tea  

The Rock is the best – Celebitchy

And Christina Milian is equal parts weird and thirsty – Drunken Stepfather

Paul Walker’s father is suing Porsche too – HuffPo

Nothing makes a ho throw money at their screen like the words “Adele is going on tour”Refinery29

Watch your ass Jennifer Aniston, because Chrissy Teigen is coming for your “walking in front of the paps with a bottle of Smart Water” gig – Hollywood Tuna 

This puts a dollop of YES on top of my sweet potato pie: Patti LaBelle and the fan who made her Walmart sweet potato pie a hit spent Thanksgiving together – Towleroad

My cold and hungover heart actually started to beat while looking at these pictures of Prince Hot Ginge reuniting with the boy he met during a trip to Africa 11 years ago – Lainey Gossip 

Michael Weatherly, that dude who is in NCIS and used to bone Jessica Alba, got busted for DUI – Starpulse

The Kartrashian koven took a fame whore family Instagram picture on Thanksgiving while Rob Kartrashian was in the kitchen sprinkling laxatives all over their plates – Just Jared

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