Black Friday Crumbs
This Black Friday fuckery video of a “crazy bitch” (aka an actress from central casting playing the role of a “crazy bitch”) snatching a steamer out of the hands of a “child” (aka a child actor playing the role of a “child carrying a steamer”) really, really hurts me. Isn’t there enough real Black Friday craziness out there? Have we really gotten to the point where we have to stage Black Friday craziness? I swear, Jimmy Kimmel ruins everything – OMG Blog
And here’s a few real and authentic (I think) Black Friday brawl videos to make you proud to be a human – NYDN
I see that Mimi, the Queen of Christmas, wore a very casual ensemble while reigning over the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday – Lainey Gossip
Teresa Giudice spent Thanksgiving alone in prison for the sake of her daughters. She is so brave… – Reality Tea
The Rock is the best – Celebitchy
And Christina Milian is equal parts weird and thirsty – Drunken Stepfather
Paul Walker’s father is suing Porsche too – HuffPo
Nothing makes a ho throw money at their screen like the words “Adele is going on tour” – Refinery29
Watch your ass Jennifer Aniston, because Chrissy Teigen is coming for your “walking in front of the paps with a bottle of Smart Water” gig – Hollywood Tuna
This puts a dollop of YES on top of my sweet potato pie: Patti LaBelle and the fan who made her Walmart sweet potato pie a hit spent Thanksgiving together – Towleroad
My cold and hungover heart actually started to beat while looking at these pictures of Prince Hot Ginge reuniting with the boy he met during a trip to Africa 11 years ago – Lainey Gossip
Michael Weatherly, that dude who is in NCIS and used to bone Jessica Alba, got busted for DUI – Starpulse
The Kartrashian koven took a fame whore family Instagram picture on Thanksgiving while Rob Kartrashian was in the kitchen sprinkling laxatives all over their plates – Just Jared