“Okay, NOW you can announce it” said Anne Hathaway to her blabbermouth brother.
So apparently Anne Hathaway’s current favorite way to have her eggs prepared is fertilized (I truly deserved every last groan I got for that one). E! says two sources have confirmed that Anne’s husband Adam Shulman put a baby in her, and she’s in her second trimester and “feeling great“. Anne hasn’t said if she’s pregnant, but E! has a couple pictures of her looking swole in the babymaker area while strolling around Beverly Hills last week, so I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.
Other than that she’s “feeling great“, we really don’t know much else about Anne or her baby. But it’s probably safe to assume that Anne’s baby will be born belting out a Broadway showstopper instead of crying, followed by a melodramatic acceptance speech given to the delivery room nurses that it had been practicing every day for 4 weeks in a reflective puddle of amniotic fluid.
Really though, let’s be honest – the only thing we care about is what Anne Hathaway will name her baby. If it’s a boy, I’m going to guess she will pay tribute to the love of her life by naming him Oscar. If it’s a girl, then she’ll name it Oscarina. If she decides to go a little more gender neutral, then I’m thinking Academy or Withanee.
Here’s more of Anne Hathaway looking a little knocked up a few weeks ago at LAX. Today I learned: Anne Hathaway’s “a little knocked up” is my “an hour after a Taco Bell Five Buck Box binge.”