Hot Turkey Slut Of The Day!

November 26, 2015 / Posted by:

The Tissue Paper Turkey!

I asked my friend Lahoma, who barfs up his brilliance on this site every now and again, for his suggestions for a Thanksgiving Day Hot Slut of the Day. Lahoma showed me a picture of the tissue paper turkey and we both went all the way back to the 80s when this shit was in nearly every elementary school classroom. After he brought the tissue paper turkey back into my life, I went to Target for the usual (pork rinds, candles, wine and lube) and looked for one, because I wanted to put one on my eating table for Thanksgiving. They didn’t have not a one! Can you believe that? Target is anti-Thanksgiving and anti-American, obviously.

The tissue paper turkey was (and is) a stunning and exquisite Thanksgiving decoration that adds several touches of beauty and ~whimsy~ to any room. These were and are absolutely gold-plated HIGH ART. The tissue paper turkey isn’t only a thing of holiday exquisiteness, it can also be sliced up and served to your vegetarian guests. I mean, I’m 100% sure it takes better than that Tofurky nastiness.

Pic: Amazon

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