Thanksgiving Eve Crumbs

November 25, 2015 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise may star in a reboot of The Mummy. No, he’s not playing the title role. I checked. If he does it, that movie is going to be about 5 minutes long, because the mummy army will turn to dust as soon as he starts bitching about how his assistant doesn’t know how to handle cookie dough right – Lainey Gossip

Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day are doing it full-time, because true love is real and because they probably think they can get a reality show out of it  – Reality Tea 

My high school guidance counselor really should’ve told me to be a dog acupuncturist to the stars since that’s where the cash is at – Celebitchy

And here’s JLo in Marie Claire wearing the most clothes I’ve seen her wear in a while  – Drunken Stepfather

In other words, they really turned up Tracy Morgan’s morphine drip in the hospital – The Superficial 

Adriana Lima’s nipples: here they are – The Nip Slip 

Michael B. Jordan is lubed up and ready to go in Men’s FitnessTowleroad

The human in Chrissy Teigen’s stomach is growing… Although, it may have relocated to her top knot – Popoholic

Bella Thorne’s maybe arch rival is in Jalouse MagazineHollywood Tuna 

The dude who did the voice of Arnold in Hey Arnold! sort of looks like a Bushwick Jimmy Kimmel – The Berry 

Will Smith wants to run for office. I am only okay with this if Jaden Smith writes all of his campaign speeches – Jezebel

I see that Pimp Mama Kris is giving Josh Duggar money tips – IDLYITW

Frank Gifford suffered from a concussion-related brain disease – Just Jared

The little girl who has been part of Chris Rock’s family for years is in the US on a visitor visa – Wetpaint

What in workout wear by Hefty HELL is Gwen Stefani wearing? – Popsugar

Joe Jonas and Roseanne: My new favorite it couple – SOW

Rachel McAdams, who? Mimi channeled her inner Regina George for her Emmy-worthy Christmas movie – Lainey Gossip 

Pic: Splash

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