Night Crumbs

November 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Gigi Hadid has gone from Cody Simpson to Joe Jonas and now she’s on Zayn Malik. Gigi’s PR whores deserve a bonus for working this hard around the holidays and I deserve your damn pity, because I was able to type all those names correctly without Googling. This is my life… – Lainey Gossip 

Radar claims they’ve seen clips from a sex tape where Charlie Sheen sucks some dick between smoking crack. Eh, that’s really nothing, because which one of us hasn’t sucked a dick in front of a camera for some crack? – The Superficial

I’m really disappointed in Maxim for not making that picture extra elegant by Photoshopping a stream of water shooting out of Alessandra Ambrosio’s b-hole – Drunken Stepfather

In these pictures, Richard Gere’s 32-year-old piece is acting like me after I tried Ecstasy for the first time. All vulnerable and confused. I just want to throw orange juice at her – Celebitchy

Mike Shouhed and Jessica Parido from Shahs of Sunset are getting a divorce after 8 months of marriage and I’m prolapsing out of shock, because I can’t believe they lasted as long as 8 months – Reality Tea 

Here’s Megan Fox on the set of New Girl. I don’t know if she’s trying to act or if she just really has to take a piss – IDLYITW

Joseph Gordon-Levitt kissed on James Corden hard and I think James Corden may have needed to change his chonies afterward – Towleroad

Ashley Benson looks like she’s thinking to herself, “double stick tape, don’t let me down,” over and over again – Popoholic

Screw Adele, a real legendary nightingale has a new album out too – OMG Blog

Salma Hayek’s husband is a billionaire, so I don’t know why she’s wearing a Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke dress that was rented from a discount costume shop – Hollywood Tuna 

A Tremors TV show is happening – Pajiba

A judge declared that Sherri Shepherd has to continue to pay child support for the child she wants nothing to do with – Jezebel

The first promo for FOX’s Grease Live! is out. My only question besides “WHY?” is about Carly Rae Jepsen. Is she playing Frenchie or Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink? – SOW

Gwen Stefani needs to drink everything in that Starbucks cup since she’s obviously thirstier than thirsty – Popsugar

John Stamos got 3 years probation for his DUI – Just Jared

Chris Colfer is in the AbFab movie – Boy Culture


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