Michael Jackson Passed Down The Torch To Aaron Carter, So Says Aaron Carter

November 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Scientists looking for concrete proof that delusion is the secret ingredient in meth got what they were searching for in the tweet that pop twink turned Hilary Duff stalker Aaron Carter burped up yesterday. Aaron tweeted (and later deleted), “Remember one very important thing. Michael passed down the torch to me. I never had to ask for him to do that,” and that pretty much made Twitter ring the bell because the games had begun.

When a bunch of people on Twitter threw Aaron the same “uh huh, bitch” look that my friends throw at me when I tell them I’m going on a 5 day booze and weed cleanse, he defended himself and stamped the word “bully” on the hos who laughed at him for saying he’s the Michael Jackson of our time. I read the string of tweets this morning and thought they were going to bring the laughs, but they quickly nose dived straight into a puddle of SADS.

Some of the tweets that Aaron tweeted up are after the cut and in case you didn’t know, his nickname for Michael Jackson is “Dookie.” I mean….

Aaron also cleared things up about the torch. The torch wasn’t an actual torch and it wasn’t a sippy cup full of Jesus Juice. It was Dookie’s jacket.

And after all that and more, Aaron Carter repeatedly tweeted this note to the people hating on him:

Aaron has written more today, but I haven’t really read it, because after “wetting the torch” I was one hundred percent done. I cleansed my brain and strangely enough, the palate cleanser I chose was Aaron Carter’s greatest work “Aaron’s Party.” 

Pic: Wenn.com

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