And Here’s Johnny Depp Working Some I-Just-Woke-Up Realness At The Premiere For “The Danish Girl”

November 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Speaking of The Danish Girl, I could really use a danish, girl. And a cup of coffee. And a beer. And a nap. Fuck it, I’m gonna go take a nap in the limo. Holler if you need me.

The Los Angeles premiere for The Danish Girl was held last night, and I’m assuming it wasn’t a last-minute thing, because fancy Hollywood premieres rarely are. But for some reason, Johnny Depp rolled onto the red carpet looking like only 20 minutes earlier Amber Heard was slapping a bag of Funyuns out of his hands and telling him to get off the couch and put on some fucking pants.

At least that would explain why Amber and Johnny are dressed alike. Amber probably planned out her goth Colonel Sanders couture weeks in advance, and then Johnny – who clearly went back to sleep after Amber woke his ass up – stumbles out of the house in the same damn thing. But if she makes him go back inside and change, they run the risk of showing up late and missing all the photographers, so she’s like “Fine! We’ll both show up looking like two dirty ghosts who run a haunted funeral home in a Tim Burton movie.

Here’s more of Johnny and Amber doing their hipster mortician twinsies thing at The Danish Girl last night, including Johnny yanking a photographer’s camera (which was no doubt returned with a viewfinder covered in gold tooth stink and greasy chin pubes). As well as some of Amber with Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >