“Speaking of The Danish Girl, I could really use a danish, girl. And a cup of coffee. And a beer. And a nap. Fuck it, I’m gonna go take a nap in the limo. Holler if you need me.”
The Los Angeles premiere for The Danish Girl was held last night, and I’m assuming it wasn’t a last-minute thing, because fancy Hollywood premieres rarely are. But for some reason, Johnny Depp rolled onto the red carpet looking like only 20 minutes earlier Amber Heard was slapping a bag of Funyuns out of his hands and telling him to get off the couch and put on some fucking pants.
At least that would explain why Amber and Johnny are dressed alike. Amber probably planned out her goth Colonel Sanders couture weeks in advance, and then Johnny – who clearly went back to sleep after Amber woke his ass up – stumbles out of the house in the same damn thing. But if she makes him go back inside and change, they run the risk of showing up late and missing all the photographers, so she’s like “Fine! We’ll both show up looking like two dirty ghosts who run a haunted funeral home in a Tim Burton movie.”
Here’s more of Johnny and Amber doing their hipster mortician twinsies thing at The Danish Girl last night, including Johnny yanking a photographer’s camera (which was no doubt returned with a viewfinder covered in gold tooth stink and greasy chin pubes). As well as some of Amber with Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander.