Every single cholita in this Real Cholas Talk Fashion segment for mitú!
Go ahead and cancel The View, FABLifeorwhateveritscalled, and The Talk, because the only daytime talk show this country really and truly needs is The Cholas! The Latino digital network mitú got a bunch of wise chola beauties together and asked them for their thoughts on celebrities chola-fying themselves. The video really speaks for itself and I don’t have to say shit besides: I WANT TO HEAR THESE CHOLAS’ THOUGHTS ON EVERYTHING. But here’s some choice quotes that take me higher than a Sharpie does when I sniff it hard.
On Nicki Minaj as a chola: “First of all, you’re not going to find any hyna wearing like… Mo-sheen-no… Cochino.”
On RiRi as a chola: “818? She’s got an 818 on her. What she know about 818? She don’t know nothing about 818.”
On JLo as a chola: “She gets a gold star.”
I hope there’s a part two and I hope that in part two they critique Gwen Stefani as a chola, Sandra Bullock as a chola, Harald Glööckler as a glamour chola and also talk about the presidential election, Adele, politics, the Sexiest Man Alive debate, anal, Oreo Churros, if Jennifer Lawrence is a stunt queen and pretty much every other topic in the world, because their opinion is highly needed. And they’re right, RiRi don’t know nothing about the 818!