Night Crumbs

The premiere for the newest Rocky movie Creed happened in Hollywood last night. Michael B. Jordan was there looking hot and Sylvester Stallone’s eyebrows continued to reach for the heavens, but I bet that while the photographers took these pictures, they screamed, “Fuck you two! Where’s the goddess Jackie Stallone?!” – Lainey Gossip

I see that the Duggars trotted out Anna Duggar for their stupid TLC special – Jezebel

HA! Like Amy Schumer goes to the gym! Those are her words, not mine – Celebitchy

The Real Housemesses of New York City are as close, friendly and lovable as ever – Reality Tea 

Sarah Palin wants to slay some salmon with Louis C.K. That is definitely a euphemism and I guess even Mama Grizzly’s got ginger fever – The Superficial 

Len Wiseman’s new piece is an Instagram model – Drunken Stepfather

The Shannon Twins have transformed into blond Kardashians – Hollywood Tuna 

Giada De Laurentiis’ GUMS – Popoholic

And here’s David Bowie to show all the try-hard bitches how weird is really done – Towleroad

If you told me Melissa McCarthy was starring in movie that was very Troop Beverly Hills, I’d tell you to please hold me, because Hollywood keeps hurting my soul. But you know, this trailer actually made me laugh a lot – Pajiba

Jada Pinkett Smith looks like she’s got Christmas ornament pasties covering her nipples. I guess her tits are really, really ready for the holidays – HuffPo

In case you couldn’t tell from the human obviously growing in her body, Jamie Dornan’s wife is knocked up – Just Jared

So is Seth Meyers’ wife – Popsugar

Presenting this week’s panty creamer buffet – The Berry 

Rose McGowan shaved her head – SOW

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