Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda Looking Like The Grande Dame Of Coachella

November 19, 2015 / Posted by:

When Jane Fonda goes to an event, she normally looks like glamour dipped in liquid sex. But she must have gotten tired of making genitals explode, because she showed up to the L.A. premiere of her movie Youth in fancy and messy Coachella drag. The organizers of the premiere thank her, because they really weren’t looking forward to mopping up all the puddles of jizz and drool that are left behind when she hits the carpet like a sex bomb.

One thing I learned from Jane’s look is that I thought her ass could pull off anything, but even she can’t pull off a raggedy Christmas tree garland headband and a dress that looks like a flower compost. This is a craft project gone fug. But the good news for Jane is that since she’s looking more Carol Burnett in the face than usual she can easily say, “Bitch, that wasn’t me! That was Carol,” when someone tells her that she looked a potpourri wreck at the Youth premiere.

Pics: Wenn.com

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