Night Crumbs
After a whole lot of people commented on how white The Hollywood Reporter’s annual actresses roundtable cover is, the editors said that sadly, no women of color are in the Oscar competition this year. I don’t know what people are talking about. I see two brown-haired ones, an Aussie and four Brits. That’s diversity! – Lainey Gossip
St. Angie Jolie’s LinkedIn profile must be miles long, because in addition to acting, directing, saint-ing and mother-ing, it’s also her job to love Brad Pitt – Celebitchy
Either Kourtney Kartrashian’s butt is blurred out or she filled her ass crack with fillers – Drunken Stepfather
My stomach is eating itself just from thinking about the sex tape that Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe will release to pay their tax lien – Reality Tea
Adele’s new album 25 won’t be on any streaming services, but that’s okay, because I’m sure all of my neighbors will blast it 24/7 – Jezebel
The Slow One and Scott Isadick have stopped pretending that they’re broken up – The Superficial
Bitch Got Sued: The Mike Huckabee Edition – Towleroad
I stared way too long at Kate Hudson’s crotch to see if I could spot a sequined camel toe – Popoholic
I’m just going to assume that Pixie Lott is doing Jem/Iggy Azalea cosplay – Hollywood Tuna
If you want to send Debra Messing a dick pic, don’t. Send it to me instead – SOW
Pimp Mama Kris’ kept piece wants more money to marry her. He really did learn from the best whore on the stroll – Starcasm
Our Lady of Cheetos has such a giving heart – The Berry
Ladylike refinement and sophistication brought to you by this pristine rose petal from Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood – The Nip Slip
Fifty Shades of Black really does look a trillion times better and more entertaining than Fifty Shades of Grey – Pajiba
Charlie Sheen is writing his memoir – Just Jared
Halle Berry’s working those berry pit juice stains on her dress – Popsugar