One Vine user saw Starbucks’ red Satan cups and raised them an army of Lucifer-worshipping adorable snowmen.
Because he was probably sick of hearing “Happy Holidays” and “Merry Christmas” this damn early, a Vine user lined up a bunch of snowmen toys that repeat whatever you say and got them to hail Satan in unison. Well, they weren’t totally in unison. The one in the middle is obviously not dark-sided enough, because it had to think about it for a minute before it spit out those words. They sound just like the Kardashian Kristmas Koir!
Apparently, these annoying-but-kind-of-cute toys have been around for a while. If you make them face each other, you can get them to repeat one another on a loop for the rest of eternity. You know, if these plushie torture devices don’t sell out, the makers should tweak their look a little and release them as The Ladies of The View dolls.
via SF Gate