Night Crumbs
The full trailer to the sequel of Snow White and the Huntsman (SANS Kristen Stewart as Slow White) called The Huntsman: Winter’s War is out and when youngins’ see Emily Blunt as the Snow Queen, they’re going to be really, really confused as to why her ass is not singing that “Let It Go” song – Lainey Gossip
The fetus in Chrissy Teigen’s body is growing – Popoholic
Zayn Malik would like everyone to know that none of the dudes in One Direction are in a relationship with each other. Sure, they butt bone each other any chance they get, but they are not in a relationship with each other. Got it? Good! – Towleroad
Justin Bieber is either a shit head who thinks you can catch HIV by breathing in the same air or he doesn’t want Charlie Sheen to ask him for a loan – The Superficial
David Beckham is People’s Sexiest Man Alive AND Avril Lavigne and Ryan Cabrera are living together as roommates. Okay, if it’s going to be the year 2004 again, can I please go back to my 2004 weight too? – OMG Blog
Um, if Snooki and her husband got a show flipping Ewok huts, shouldn’t it be on SyFy instead something called the FYI Network? – Reality Tea
Gwen Stefani wishes her marriage didn’t end. Translation: Gwen Stefani wishes her slut whore husband didn’t fuck the nanny – HuffPo
Vintage elegance and pristine glamour brought to you by the Daytona Beach Florida Erotica book – Drunken Stepfather
RIP Details Magazine. It’s a sad day, because when a gay angel loses his wings – Jezebel
Khlozilla got a staph infection – Just Jared
Charlie Sheen basically kept the hooker industry in L.A. alive for years – IDLYITW
I guess dolphin hybrids and humans can mate because Michael Phelps is going to be somebody’s daddy – Popsugar
Adele is a honey card carrying-member of the Beyhive – Celebitchy
Rita Ora giving you 90s truck stop hooker glamour – Hollywood Tuna
Pierce Brosnan is just like you! He thought Spectre was way too damn long – Pajiba
Internet issues have been stabbing at my last nerve today, so I really needed this G-rated donkey show – The Berry
Oh look, Mimi and I have the same work ethic! – SOW