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November 18, 2015 / Posted by:

This raccoon who’s got pure revenge running through its veins!

It’s becoming more clear that it’s not cats who will be our leaders one day, it’s raccoons. The raccoons have already made the alligators their chariots and they’re skilled acrobats. And now they have discovered who their competition is and are ready take those bitches down.

This way too short video was uploaded onto YouTube by Mike Bell from Burnaby, BC in Canada and it shows the dramatic war dance between his cat and a raccoon. After the raccoon goes up to the deck, that territorial pussy lets him know who the ruler of that backyard is and chases that trespassing trick away. But the raccoon has got that pussy’s number and squirts that ho with the sprinkler. In 500 years when historians talk about the cats vs. raccoons war, they will refer to this as the Battle at Burnaby. It’s the battle that started it all!

Excuse me while I plug my ear holes with my fingers, because I can hear you saying, “You dumb ho, that raccoon is just wetting its paws.” I don’t want to listen to you being reasonable and shit. This video is not fake! That raccoon isn’t just washing its paws (and if it was, it would be cleaner than Jennifer Lawrence’s nasty ass)! This raccoon has declared war and now is the time for us to choose sides. I’m going with the raccoons, because they know where the booze is at.

via Tastefully Offensive

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