On Jimmy Kimmel Live! tonight, People will name its Sexiest Man Alive of 2015 (aka the Celebrity Dude With The Hardest Working Publicist of the Year) and I’m already preparing for the announcement by soothing my vocal cords with hot water and honey and by singing “mama made me mash my M&Ms” over and over again. I want to be totally ready to scream, “It should’ve been the adonises of the NYC Taxi Driver Calendar!!!”
The Naked Rowers of Warwick aren’t the only panty cream-inducing pieces who deliver the sex in the name of charity. Buzzfeed says that 12 real NYC cab drivers took it off and exuded hotness for the 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar. A piece from the sales of the calendars will go to the charity University Settlement. Here’s just a few of the pictures that’ll make you want to say, “Pull over, turn off the meter, hop over the seat and honk my fucking horn.” Yes, I watch a lot of cab driver-themed porn.
Pic: NYC Taxi Calendar