Night Crumbs

Here’s Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux at a charity event in NYC last night. Their “high school boyfriend and girlfriend at the spring dance” picture is sweet until I tell you that she had her head surgically attached to his. No, she didn’t. I think. – Lainey Gossip 

Hey, did you know that Miley Cyrus smoked weed???!??? – Drunken Stepfather

Tip from LeAnn Rimes: Human prenatal vitamins makes the mane of a luck dragon grow fast – Celebitchy

Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County is praising Jesus now that she can smother her daughter 24/7 – Reality Tea 

Chelsea Handler’s nipples have retired from their career as social media models – The Superficial 

Lady Bunny dragged all the Drag Race queens in this brilliant parody of “Vogue” – OMG Blog 

I’m sad that there wasn’t one unicorn in a Santa hat in the first trailer for Mimi’s Hallmark Channel Christmas movie – Jezebel

Kate Hudson did yoga shit in Harper’s Bazaar – Hollywood Tuna 

Jennifer Lawrence wore another Dior dress and it’s not totally a mess – Popoholic

Salt Lake City got its first openly gayelle mayor – Towleroad

For Where Are Your Brows: The Cate Blanchett In W Magazine Edition – Just Jared

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS WIN-A-DATE-WITH-ANGELYNE CONTEST? – Boy Culture

Kids of today don’t know how a Walkman works. Shocking, I know – The Berry 

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are co-hosting Saturday Night Live – HuffPo

Eye patches + British accents + a lot of white people + all the CGI + a giant sand monster + a shit ton of shit = the Gods of Egypt trailer – Pajiba

Adam Levine got a giant back tattoo of a mermaid hugging a skull, because of course he did – Popsugar

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