Alternate headline: Damn, Rebel Wilson Really Does Hate Kendull And KYJelly!
Gossip Cop says that a Kardashian-hater wanted to turn Kendall and Kylie Jenner into fame whore omelets when they threw eggs and tomatoes at the stage during an appearance at a mall. The new generation of Pimp Mama Kris’ moneymakers were at the Westfield Parramatta mall in Western Sydney today to promote their clothing line or something when someone on the second floor wasted eggs and tomatoes by chucking them at the stage. Kylie and Kendall weren’t hit, but apparently some of the egg shit hit their followers. TMZ says that the police eventually caught and arrested the egg waster, a 30-year-old woman who is definitely Rebel Wilson’s spirit animal. The egg waster also spit at the cops when she was arrested, so that got her another charge.
The event went on while a bodyguard for the Kartrashian Koven scanned the top floors. I’m sure that while he looked up, he also said a little prayer to God, “Dear God, it’s me, big bodyguard, please get my agency to transfer me away from this vapid trash family. I’ll even take Bieber!”
It sounds like the stage getting egged was a zillion times more exciting than meeting Kendall and Kylie. A mother and her children tell The Sydney Morning Herald that they camped out for 36 hours to meet those drips (ALERT THE AUSTRALIAN CPS!) and were disappointed that they had to put their phones away:
“We only had a split second with them. We would have loved a picture. It was disappointing. We camped out here virtually for nothing just to get a signed photo of them, which you can really get anywhere really. We might go to the airport now to meet them, we have a better chance to get a selfie there.”
Doesn’t that mother know that if Kendall and Kylie took a selfie with EVERYONE they wouldn’t have time to do real attention-getting stunts like touch tongues in a SnapChat video? I’m just going to choose to believe that this mother can’t be serious and was planted by Pimp Mama Kris, because I just… If she’s for real, then someone really needs to tell her that she should skip the airport and take a selfie with a Styrofoam peanut instead. That selfie will be way more interesting and will probably get more Instagram likes.