Apparently humans aren’t the only members of the animal kingdom who have “Fuck this, I quit” moments at work. Earlier today, two zebra friends escaped from a circus in Philadelphia and lead police on a wild zebra chase through the city. According to NBC 10 Philadelphia, the zebra version of Thelma and Louise somehow managed to get loose around 2pm and proceeded to celebrate their sweet sweet freedom by running around West Philadelphia like two Kardashians trying to find a pap with a camera.
😂😂😂 these zebras pic.twitter.com/Km1ojmnLeJ
— #live4dame (@_0701__) November 15, 2015
After nearly an hour, Thelma and Louise (those aren’t their names, but that’s what I’m calling them) were caught by the police and taken back to the circus. The UniverSoul Circus (which totally sounds like a circus run by Scientologists) released a statement saying the zebras are fine and they’re investigating how they were able to get out. What’s to investigate? Thelma and Louise clearly couldn’t take any more of that creepy calliope music and peaced the fuck out. I don’t blame them! If I had to listen to that annoying-ass doo-doo-doodle-doodle-doot-doot-doo-doo song every damn day, I’d make a break for it too.
Pic: Philly News Now