Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 15, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

The Boss Bitch Pussy who is the Christian Grey to this dog’s Anastasia Steele (but without all that tampon and fucking stuff)!

In a truly thrilling video that I hope is turned into a riveting feature film full of twists and turns (SPOILER ALERT: It won’t, because those evil and stupid whores in Hollywood never give us the stories we want), Sammy the dog’s human keeps calling him and he tries to run over, but he can’t break free from the ginger master cat holding on to his leash. Sammy the Dog is the chariot to that cat’s Ben-Purr.

Sure, the cat’s claws could be stuck to that leash, but I’m going to choose to not believe that reasonable explanation, because I want to believe this leader pussy is purposely pulling the string of Sammy’s life.

Oh, Sammy, just stop fighting it and give in to your new pussy overlord!

via Tastefully Offensive and Buzzfeed

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