The Game Is Still Writing Hashtag Erotica And Showing Off His Junk On Instagram

November 14, 2015 / Posted by:

You may remember (“How could I forget?” said everyone who still has the image of The Game’s giant party sub dick seared into their retinas) that two weeks ago, rapper-turned-aspiring fuck prose artiste The Game posted a picture of himself in his underwear to Instagram with a wall of nasty hashtags. Well, I have good news for those of you who looked at The Game’s lycra-wrapped bulge and yelled: “MORE! I DEMAND MORE!!!”; it looks like this is going to be a weekly thing now.

Last Friday, The Game returned to his studio (his bathroom) with his latest muse (his dick) and shot the second in his series of Instagram hashtag erotica. Just like the first time, he fluffed up his dick and stuffed it into another pair of bright-ass underwears. Unfortunately, he forgot to light his shot properly, and it ended up looking like some shit you find on the casual encounters section of Craigslist. Or maybe The Game was too busy channeling his inner E. L. James to care about poor lighting.

#FineNiggaFriday & @Anureet_K_Dhaliwal got me feeling myself after the gym earlier today……. so let's just assume, I'm at your house waiting for you to get home from work, 1st….. #StopAndGetSomeWetWipesCauseImGoneBeAssNakedSoonAsYouOpenTheDoorSoThatVajayjayGoneDrip #ThenImPullinYoPantiesDressSkirtOrPantsTheFuckOff #AndSlidinUnderThatPussyLikeAMechanicSlideUnderCars #NImEatinItWhileYouSquatOnMyFace #WhyYouAsk #CauseImHungryAndYouBeenGoneAllDay #WhyTheFuckYouStillHoldinTheKeys #DropThemMothafuckas #ImLickinYou #YeaLickinThatPearlTongueLikePecansNPrailinesIceCreamCuzThatsMyFavorite #RealSlow #2ScoopsOfThatPussy #AfterYouBustYa1stNut #ImPickinYouUp #CarryingYouToTheKitchenCounterToSitYouDown #BeforeYoAssHitTheColdCounter #WarmDickAlreadyInsideYou #GrazingYourWallsLikeAPaintBrush #InAndOut #SlowlyWhileITongueKissYouWitBothYoAssCheeksInMyHands #ThenImRammingThatPussTilYouBustAgainNToniteImNotPullingOut #LetsGoHalf #DropsMic .. #MEATPRINTPAPI has spoken !

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on

The Game truly paints a picture with his words (and hashtags). Dear Hallmark: Valentine’s Day is only three months away, so you might want to get moving on those “#GrazingYourWallsLikeAPaintBrush” cards now.

Then last night, The Game’s Hashtag Horny Corner returned to Instagram with another shot featuring the outline of his dick and some more dirty hashtags, and this time he really went for it.

#FineNiggaFriday so tonite you wanna go out… I say let's stay in #NetflixAnd.. #Naw #GetDickAndChill #OpenUpForMeSoICanHelicopterTongueOnThatPussy #MotorboatThatMonkey #iMeanLickThatPearlSoFastYoVaginaGoIntoShock #ThenImGoneWakeThatVaginaUpWitThisWarmFreshOutTheShowerDick #SeeTheWayISlideInYouGoneMakeYoBestfriendFeelLikeImFuckinHerToo #MakeHerBustANutAndSheAintEvenHere #SheGoneCallYouLike #GirlAreYouFuckinGameAgainCauseICanFeelItToo #DickGameStrong #QuestionIs #CanYouTakeTheWholeThing #canyounot #IfYouCanIllEatYoPussyTilScandalComeBackOnNextWeek #ThisTongueWillMakeYouLateForWork #ThisDickWillMakeYouRestructureYourDay #ThisDickCanSewInBundles #ThisDickCanKeepThemEdgesSlickedDown #ThisDickCanFillInYourNails #ThisDickCanBeYourBestFriend #ThisDickWillChangeYourLife #DropsMic #MEATPRINTPAPI has spoken

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on

Is there a Pulitzer for excellence in literary nonsense? Because “#ThisDickCanFillInYourNails” is everything.

I appreciate that The Game is into something, I really am. But giving it away for free? Or maybe that’s part of his plan; give it (“it” – dick outline pics and hashtag erotica) away for free until they get hooked, then you start charging money for it. If that’s the case, then you better do what you need to do before The Game yanks all the pictures down and replaces them with a 1-900 number. “Hello. You’ve reached The Game’s hashtag hotline. The first hashtag is free. All additional hashtags are $2.99 each.

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