The Kartrashian Koven Is Trying To Destroy Rebel Wilson!

November 12, 2015 / Posted by:

It goes without saying, but yeah, Rebel Wilson makes a better Victoria’s Secret model than Kendall Jenner.

Rebel Wilson was a guest on the Australian radio show, Kyle & Jackie O, not long ago and she told them about the time she said “HELL NO” to presenting an award with Kendull and Kylie Jenner at the MTV VMAs. Rebel said that the Kartrashians stand for everything she is against and they didn’t work for their fame. As far as I know, Rebel’s comments didn’t get any backlash at all. Everyone pretty much slow clapped for her. Well, everyone but Oprah’s Kartrashian-loving ass slow clapped for her. But according to Rebel, deep down in Pimp Mama Kris’ lair of evil, a publicist is carrying out a diabolical plan to smear her!!

Rebel tweeted out 3 tweets where she accused a publicist for the K koven of launching a smear campaign against her.

I’d be very happy to debate the Kardashians anywhere / anytime / any topic. Or maybe their publicist can just stop the smear campaign against me because I made one prompted comment about them on Australian radio? In any event, I’m MORE than over this little thing and wish the K clan well X even sent them flowers.

Rebel didn’t cough up any receipts that prove those Ninth Circle heffas are trying to smear her and I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I haven’t seen anything that negative about her lately. I saw a cover of a magazine with her and Chris Hemsworth in a tux on it and I’m sure that cover is smearing panties, but that’s about it. I also saw that Rebel is talking about lying about her age again and there’s also a new still from that movie she did with Dakota Johnson. That movie looks awful, so maybe that’s part of the smear campaign? But I believe Rebel and she probably knows something we don’t know. The Kartrashians are probably planning to also send Rebel a bouquet and that bouquet’s flowers will release a smoke that will knock her out. While she’s knocked out, Pimp Mama Kris will take incriminating pictures of them hugging each other while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians in bed. Pictures of Rebel hugging PMK while watching KUWTK will definitely destroy her career! I still don’t know how Jennifer Lawrence has one.

And let’s not ever talk about the Kardashians smearing Rebel Wilson again, because the images that my head conjured up are images that I wouldn’t wish upon anyone’s brain.

Here’s Kanye Kardashian, the Slow One and their kin taking a break from Operation: Destroy Rebel Wilson to go to ballet class.


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