Night Crumbs

November 12, 2015 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow thinks her “consciously uncoupled” statement broke the fucking Internet. Goop needs to get over herself, because it didn’t break the Internet. It broke a million eye rolling muscles, but it didn’t break the Internet – The Superficial 

Scotland went crazy for George Clooney and his pepaw goatee – Lainey Gossip

Star Magazine says that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux sleep in separate bedrooms, which makes sense. Jennifer probably hates it that Justin’s shoe polish hair dye gets all over the pillowcases and he hates that all her Cabbage Patch dolls take up 80% of the space in the bed – Celebitchy

Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan and Countess LuMann are refusing to shoot the new season of Real Housewives of New York City until they get paid as much as Bethenny Frankel. Fire them all, cancel that shit and give La Bruja from Real Housewives of Miami her own show! – Reality Tea 

Charlotte McKinney is in GQ looking a little ScarJo-esque in the face – Drunken Stepfather

Zachary Quinto loves sluts – OMG Blog

Selena Gomez’s pants look like latte-flavored Fruit Roll-Ups – Popoholic

ABC is crazy because two dudes dancing together doesn’t even come close to the gayest thing that has been on Dancing with the StarsTowleroad

Today in timely: Someone named Abigail Ratchford recreated Kim Kartrashian’s Paper Magazine cover – IDLYITW

This talented bulldog has accomplished more in a minute than I have in my entire life! – Hollywood Tuna 

Wait, so this Jennifer Garner movie is actually coming out in theaters and won’t be released directly to the Hallmark Channel? – Pajiba

The director of Fear (yeah, that Marky Mark and Laura Jeanne Poon movie) is directing the next two Fifty Shades of Shit movies – Just Jared

And here I was thinking that Scarlett from Nashville was wearing a wig – SOW

Amy Schumer’s 1 bedroom Manhattan apartment can be all yours for the rock bottom price of $2 million! – The Berry  

Oh, Judge Gail Standish is just trying to get into Taylor Swift’s squad – HuffPo

Yorkie smuggler Amber Heard said words to Marie Claire  – Popsugar

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