Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tony Galati, the rebel potato grower of Australia and more importantly, the grower of magnificent brows! Those brows are looking at that mic like, “Are you our mommy?”
A potato SCANDAL has been growing in Western Australia for years. The Guardian says that this husky Groucho Marx is the owner of a chain of discount produce markets in Perth called Spudshed and he’s been fighting in court with the Potato Marketing Corporation (PMC) over how many potatoes he’s allowed to sell. PMC doesn’t want the Potato King of Perth to sell more than his quota and he’s pretty much telling them to suck his sprout hard. Yesterday, the court ruled in favor of PMC and told Tony that he better not sell above his quota. The spud baron no care and told reporters outside of the courthouse that his potatoes will continue to grow as freely as the luscious strip of wolf pubes over his eyes. He’s even giving potatoes away for free.
“They won their injunction but believe me they’re not going to stop us. We’re going to grow spuds, sell them, and like I said, no one is going to stop us.
The thing is we are in 2015. The present government should be absolutely embarrassed to drive us to the supreme court to get an injunction to try and stop us growing potatoes to be competitive in this state. I can’t believe it. We are allowed to sell potatoes to south-east Asia but I am not allowed to sell them in my own Spudshed. That is just wrong.”
There’s more to it and I know as much about Australian potato politics as I do about, well, about Australian potato politics, but I do know that Tony’s perfect skunk tail brows are the real star of this story. The members of PMC must be made of stone on the inside, because it’s weird that they weren’t transfixed by the way Tony’s brow fur dances in the wind and immediately gave him whatever he wants. I mean, how can you say no to a man who looks like a grouchy and grown Cabbage Patch Doll who went overboard with his Propecia dose?
That hot piece on the left in the picture above obviously knows what I’m talking about. He’s browmatized and is wishing he could miniature himself so he could roll all around on those sumptuous brows. You and me both, hot piece.
Pics: ABC.net.au, The Guardian (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)