That Damn iCloud Called Out Gavin Rossdale’s Cheating Ways

November 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Apple should really do a workshop at their stores that teaches cheating slut tramp whores how to unsync their phone number from the family iPad so the adventures of their roving fuck parts (and the fuck parts of their side ho) won’t be exposed.

Shortly after Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale announced that they slipped a toe tag on their dead 13-year marriage, Radar burped up a story about how she fired the nanny, who is female, because she thought that the nanny may have been taking care of her husband’s dick too. Now UsWeekly is saying that Gavin did go where Jude Law, Ben Affleck and Ethan Hawke have gone before: the nanny’s poon.

Several sources say that Gwen dumped Gavin after she found out that he had been boning one of their nannies, Mindy Mann (the Gavin is fucking a “Mann” jokes write themselves), for three years even while she was knocked up with their youngest kid. Gwen supposedly found out that Gavin is a nanny humper when another nanny read text messages on the family iPad between him and Mindy. Gavin made a truly rookie cheating whore mistake by not unsyncing his phone from the family iPad. “Cheating slut yells at iCloud” is the new “old man yells at cloud.”

At the time, the No Doubt frontwoman discovered explicit texts between Rossdale and the nanny — including nude photos of Mann and their plans to meet up for sex — on the family’s iPad.

“The iPad was linked to Gavin’s phone,” a family source tells Us. “One of the other nannies discovered the exchange and told Gwen.”

“This was done right under Gwen’s nose,” a source tells Us.

Last year, some plastic surgeon type did that tabloid thing where doctors guess what kind of work a celebrity has done. The plastic surgeon said that it looked like Gwen had her nose done at one time. It all makes sense now! Gwen tried to surgically remove the gross scent of betrayal and nanny sex fumes that were right under her nose.

UsWeekly’s source says that Gwen immediately pink-slipped Mindy Mann and when she confronted Gavin about it, he denied that he passed his peen to the nanny and said it was just a “flirtation.”

I love how this rumor comes out just a few days after TMZ posted their “Gavin Thinks Gwen Cheated On Him With Blake Shelton” story. The Gavin story was on TMZ on a weekend and the nanny story is on the cover of UsWeekly. Game point goes to that UsWeekly cover. Don’t play that game with Gwen, Gavin.

And Clark Gable’s grandson (who is the host of Cheaters, random) is about to be out of a job. His services are no longer needed now that iCloud is here to expose cheaters left and right.

Here’s pictures from 2010 of Gavin and Mindy Mann along with pictures of him still wearing his ring while doing stuff the other day.


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