Night Crumbs

Jennifer Westfeldt was spotted holding onto Jon Hamm’s arm in public. That doesn’t really mean anything. Maybe they’re just staying good friends. I mean, if she was back with him, I don’t think she’d be holding onto his arm. She’d be holding onto his third leg. Wouldn’t we all?  – Lainey Gossip 

Caitlyn Jenner was at the Glamour Magazine Women of the Year Awards last night and she’s giving me drunk wife of the Vice President at an Inaugural Ball in the 80s – Celebitchy

50 Cent says he has a bullet in his tongue. Hmmm, I’m assuming that he does a lot of yoga so he can stretch far enough to toss his own salad – The Superficial 

Amber Marquesowhatever is leaving Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reality Tea 

Miley Cyrus is naked. By now, those words are probably as shocking to you as “piss is yellow” – The Nip Slip 

Flaca from Orange is the New Black is living it up in Miami – Drunken Stepfather

NBC has worked out a break up plan for when Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s contract ends, I mean, for when they break up – IDLYITW

Gay baiter extraordinaire Nick Jonas may or may not have done stuff to a peen – Towleroad

Xtina’s eyebrow situation needs to be synchronized a little – Hollywood Tuna 

The Rock and his girlfriend are expecting a girl – Popsugar

I didn’t know that Selena Gomez got a part-time job as a maid at a fetish hotel – Popoholic

Out Magazine named President Obama “Ally of the Year.” CHARO WAS ROBBED! (And yes, I say that anytime anyone who isn’t Charo wins anything, because it’s true!)  – Boy Culture 

And here’s your dose of visual Prozac – The Berry 

Mary-Louise Parker wrote about Billy Crudup dumping her for Claire Danes while she was pregnant and she kept it classy. I know, I hate it when celebrities do that. I wanted spilled tea and shit-throwing – Jezebel

American Horror Story got renewed for 2016. I don’t even know why FX bothered since nothing will be scarier than the 2016 presidential election – Just Jared 

Jessica Chastain spanked Madge in Prague and I’m guessing that someone will find a way to fap to that – SOW

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