Hot Slut Of The Day!
The shovel-wielding French farmer in chonies!
The late great Bob Hoskins didn’t die. He ran away to France and is beating bird activists with a shovel for trespassing on his property.
Sometimes there’s a HSOTD whose choices make you go “Bitch, really?” and who his is doing shit that is wrong, but we must still pay tribute to their style and batshit insanity. This is one of those HSOTDs. Gawker says that yesterday morning, activists from the League for the Protection of Birds (LPO) tried to mess with illegal finch traps that were set up on a cornfield in the French town of Audon. The activists were reportedly trying to stop the poaching of finches. The Guardian says that right after the members from LPO started removing the traps, Le Shovel Dude ran out in his man panties to beat those bitches with his tool.
You’d think that the sight of that flaming French ball of anger in hot man panties would make the traps break and cause the activists to fall to their knees with the crotch seizures but that didn’t happen. Le Shovel Dude attacked the activists with that shovel. The members of LPO brought journalists and photographers with them and one of those photographers took that glorious picture. That is probably me in 40 years if you replace that shovel with a chancleta and replace those activists with brats playing on my lawn. Shit, that’s probably going to be all of us.
Other farmers jumped in and helped Le Shovel Dude by snatching the photographers’ cameras, attacking the activists with farm tools and slashing their tires. The police were called and broke up the fuckery. The members of LPO plan to sue Le Shovel Dude for attacking their asses and for setting up illegal finch traps. Le Shovel Dude is planning to sue the members of LPO for trespassing on his property.
It’s a good thing this didn’t happen last month, because if it did, every dude would’ve been Le Shovel Dude (and their girlfriend would’ve been a slutty finch). And there can only be one Le Shovel Dude!
Since the Internet is the Internet, Le Shovel Dude became a meme yesterday and was Photoshopped over and over again. Viva Le Shovel Dude, and you know the finches are somewhere laughing at this.
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