I really didn’t think I was going to start my week with my brain farting up the picture of Vivica Fox sticking her tongue in 50 Cent’s wrinkled coin purse, but here we are.
The talk of 50 Cent’s ass getting itself a face full of Vivica started when she was on Watch What Happens Live last night. Andy Cohen brought up 50 Cent reposting an Instagram post that blamed Empire’s season 2 ratings dip on too much “extra gay stuff.” Anybody who has heard the rumors that 50 Cent loves some dick in his candy shop threw a level 10 side-eye at that move. Well, Vivica, who plays Cookie’s other sister Biscuit (I made that name up) on Empire this season, thought that was a good time to bring out the old rumors that her ex loves peen. Vivica basically said that 50 thinking that Empire is “too gay” is the dick-loving pot calling the dick-loving kettle a dick lover.
This is how the conversation went and as the video at the bottom shows, it made Andy Cohen melt like Vivica’s titty sack in that picture above. Andy got the vapors from thinking about all the attention Vivica’s comment would get.
Andy: What were your thoughts when 50 Cent blamed the second season ratings dip on “gay stuff”?
Viv: First of all, um, you know the pot calling the kettle black is all I’m saying.
Kandi Burruss: Wooooah. That was some tea. That was shade. That was major shade.
Andy: Pot calling the kettle black… So you’re not insinuating that he’s…
Kandi: That he’s GAY? Oh my lord, please! Girl, we gotta talk after this episode is over.
Andy: Vivica A. Fox, what are you insinuating?
Viv: Well, I mean, no, he’s not. I mean, we had a good time. I mean, but he’s just, seems, like he’s got something that’s not quite clear. So….
Andy: You mean sometimes if people protest too much about something, that the actual fire is happening right there in front of them?
Viv: Yes. Absolutely. I’ll just never forget there was a Vibe cover with him and Soulja Boy that made me go, “Hmm.” I’m just saying…
Andy: So you saw the cover and you thought… Were you with him at the time the cover came out?
Viv: Absolutely not. Well, he looked like a booty snatcher on that one to me.
Here’s the cover that Vivica is talking about and yeah, it is very “down low father/son gay porn” and yeah, that porn is called Invasion of the Booty Snatchers.
Since 50 Cent and Soulja Boy are as thirsty as Vivica, they both immediately slapped back at her on Instagram. Soulja Boy Instagrammed a picture of Vivica looking like a factory-defected Garfield toy and he added the caption:
Everybody hit up this cougar..she’s single & ready to mingle …1-800-GrannyDesperateForAttention extension I’mWashedUp
And 5 Pesos fired back with the image of Vivica Fox glazing his tingly donut hole:
Oh No!!!, Now she thinks I’m gay because I let her lick my Ass. LMAO. Wait,I didn’t want her to,she forced me, my hands were tied. 50 shades of grey
bitch remember when you told me fuck Halle Berry and you could have played all the roles she did better then her? And I just looked at you like what the fuck kind shit did you take?LMAO. #FRIGO #SMSAUDIO
“Let her.” Please, 50 Cent needs to stop acting like when Vivica was about to go down on his peen, he didn’t turn around real quick and stick his ass up like a cat begging for a Q-Tip. But really, it’s a shame that Vivica and 50 Cent couldn’t make it work, because they obviously brought out the best in each other (see: that picture of them wearing coordinating ensembles and looking like a bottom shelf pimp and his bottom shelf ho at the Players Ball.)