Oprah Thinks The Kartrashians Are Extremely Hard Workers
Back when the Kartrashians didn’t totally look like 80 pounds of silicone and butt jelly in a 40 pound Balmain bag, Oprah interviewed them and claims she saw first-hand how much “hard work” it takes to look and be that fake. While Rebel Wilson and Uncle Tim Gunn are publicly saying that the Kartrashians are about as useless as a dildo made of sand, Oprah is guzzling down Pimp Mama Kris’ home brewed Kool-Aid (made of the tears of Kartrashian men and Lucifer’s jizz) and is defending them.
Oprah was a guest on the Kyle and Jackie O Show, the same Australian radio station where Rebel Wilson pissed all over the Kartrashians and not in the way that they like. Jackie O asked The Mighty O for her thoughts on Rebel Wilson saying that the Kartrashians have zero talent and don’t work (Note: Rebel actually said that the Kartrashians didn’t do any work to get famous.) The Mighty O let us all know that shopping in front of a camera and smelling your sister’s koochie fumes on a napkin for the sake of attention IS hard, hard work!
“I interviewed the Kardashians two years ago and I can’t believe how hard they work. People don’t understand that, people think ‘Oh, if a television camera’s just following you then that’s just easy.’ To really create a reality series that looks like something’s actually happening, it means you have to be on all the time.
I went there to film them as a family and I couldn’t believe how hard they worked. We were there for 7 hours and they were gonna tape another 7 hours after I left. No matter who you are, that is work.”
Oprah may have a teensy tiny point, because those Ninth Circle heffas do work hard at being insufferable fame whores.
In that same interview, Oprah also said Lindsay Lohan was uncomfortable filming her “docu-series” for OWN and didn’t understand how much acting you have to do make it look real. I watched all of Lindsay Lohan’s mess of a reality show and I’ve seen a few episodes of Krapping Up the Kartrashians. (Every time I admit that, a piece of my already-charred soul falls off.) I was into LiLo’s show, because she didn’t seem like she was acting that much and was just being her natural pain-in-the-ass self. I’d much rather watch LiLo be the genuine train wreck she is than watch a riveting scene from KUWTK where the Slow One goes on and on about organic strawberry yogurt. So I don’t know what Oprah is talking about! I’m guessing that she’s licking on the Kartrashians’ Botoxed and bleached assholes, because either PMK has something on her (Gayle King just shifted nervously in her chair) or she’s a secret member of the Illuminati. That last one does make the most sense, because after all, Oprah is responsible for dark-sided dingle Dr. Phil being a thing we know about.
Here’s Caitlyn Jenner wearing white after Labor Day (ARREST HER!) while leaving some restaurant in NYC last night.
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