Open Post: Hosted By A Chill Pussy Head Bopping To “Hotline Bling”

November 9, 2015 / Posted by:

This “chill pussy” is not to be confused with the cold state coochies are left in after their owners watch Drake’s dancing in the Hotline Bling video.

Speaking of Drake’s dancing, he should hire this chill cat to be the choreographer of his next video, because this relaxed puss really knows how to hit the beat. Sometimes less is more and I definitely want more of this cat and his human Asian Mike Lavin becoming one with the beat. But seriously, whenever that chill pussy finishes being chill, I need him to tell me and those crazes freaking out about how Starbucks hates the Baby Jesus what weed strain he smokes, because that stuff obviously takes you to a new level of chill.

Usually if a human used their hand to make their cat head bop to a song, the next thing they’d be using their hand for is to stop the blood gushing out of their face after their pussy scratched the shit out of them. But this cat is so blissed out that he’s just going with it.

And cats NEVER just go with it. That’s some potent shit.

via Uproxx

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