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November 8, 2015 / Posted by:

The dude taking a caca in one of Queen Elizabeth’s paintings!

Since THE QUEEN is THE QUEEN, she obviously has an amazing art collection. Like, I hear she’s got an exquisite painting entitled “Corgis Playing Poker” hanging in her dining room and she’s got a gorgeously framed copy of “Footprints” in front of her toilet. Some of THE QUEEN’s art is so damn fancy that it needs to be sent out for “restoration.” Restoration is the fancy rich person’s version of dry cleaning.

The Smithsonian Magazine says that one of the British royal family’s many paintings, a 1643 work by Dutch painter Isack van Ostade, was sent out and restorers discovered a hidden jewel. They discovered a drunk (I’m guessing) mess taking a shit while a dog looked at that pooping trick like, “The hell? Get it together, bitch!

When conservators started to clean the painting, they found that a bush in the foreground wasn’t original to the piece. They took out the bush and SPLAT, a cloud of old-timey shit fumes wafted up into their noses because they found that guy shitting on the ground. The painting has been hanging in Buckingham Palace for years and has been a part of the royal art collection since 1810. Curators believe that the dude taking a dump was painted over in 1903. Here’s the full painting and the shitting dude is on the right next to that swap meet vendor selling 8 t-shirts for $8.

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A curator who handles the royal family’s art collection thinks he knows why that public popper was covered up:

Dutch artists often include people or animals answering the call of nature partly as a joke and partly to remind viewers of that crucial word ‘nature’, the inspiration for their art. Queen Victoria thought the Dutch pictures in her collection were painted in a ‘low style’; two years after her death perhaps a royal advisor felt similarly.

That poop painting first belonged to George IV, so I bet that when THE QUEEN sashays on by it with her ladies-in-waiting, she glances at it, chuckles and says, “Oh, Great Great Great Granduncle George, you nasty scat queen, you.

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