And just like that, Tim Gunn received an invoice from Kardashian family pimp Kris Jenner with a copy of that headline and a note saying: “Just letting you know that sort of thing costs extra.”
If you woke up this morning with a little extra pep in your step, you can thank the no-fucks-giving angel of truth Tim Gunn. Once again, Tim opened his heart and released a million warm feelings during a recent interview with the Huffington Post while talking about America’s First Family of Frozen-Faced Tackiness. It all started when Tim was asked his thoughts on Kanye West’s latest collection of crappy clothing. Somewhere in Hell, Satan is already sweating the angry conference call he’s about to get from Pimp Mama Kris and her kurrent favorite son-in-law.
“Well, I’m reminded of the words of a very dear friend of mine, former editor-in-chief of Vogue Grace Mirabella. I think they’re a bunch of dumb clothes. Just basic pieces.”
Tim was then told that Kanye was probably going to start raging fire out of his asshole after hearing what Tim Gunn had to say about his busted American Apparel AS IS bin looking rags. That’s when Tim daintily removed his pants, squatted down, and ripped a hot wet one on the rest of the Kardashians. (Sidenote: Now would be a good time to put the kettle on and prepare yourself a mug of Throat Coat tea. Trust me, you’re going to want one after you read the following and rip apart your vocal cords from screaming “YAASSSSSS TIM!!!” at the top of your lungs.)
“The whole Kardashian clan doesn’t like me, so. There are large issues for me, such as ‘Why?’ (laughs) ‘Why?’. When it comes to fashion, I say to people all the time, if you want guidance for your fashion, just consider this: If a Kardashian is wearing it – don’t. I think it’s vulgar. And I just think given the amount of public exposure that the Kardashians have, to potentially be sending a message to people that you too can dress like this? No.”
Oh, but it doesn’t end there. Because a true bitch isn’t afraid to name names, Tim got specific and came after fashion’s current golden child, Kendall Jenner, and 3D render of a human, Kylie Jenner.
“I think absolutely nothing [about Kendall], to be perfectly honest. And I’m assuming there’s a huge, perhaps million dollar a month, publicity wagon that is pulling these girls along, and creating these lives for them. I’m distrustful of it, and I find it all distasteful.”
Tim then went on to back-pedal just a bit by adding that he doesn’t know Kendall Jenner, and that she may be a “perfectly lovely young woman”, but that she’s “tainted by the Kardashian aura of yuck.” In response, Kris Jenner released a statement saying: “Aura of yuck? I’ll have you know I always make sure my girls are thoroughly hosed off before every event.”
Speaking of hos, here’s Pimp Mama Kris and all her favorite money makers (“I guess my invitation got lost in the mail again” though Rob Kardashian) at her $2 million Great Gatsby-themed 60th birthday party last night. I know, the “sloppy flapper” jokes are just too easy.