I know – what a shock, right? While looking like a Magic Nursery Baby Jimbo Jones, Justin Bieber was caught on video angrily flipping a chair at a cafe in France. This would normally be where I’d say “Pattie Mallette, come get your son“, but even his own mother is sort of pulling an “I don’t know him” right now.
The context of the video is a little confusing, and the caption doesn’t exactly help us out, since it’s written in French. But I had a French-speaking friend translate, and according to the person who took the video, Canada’s stale Timbit threw a tantrum because “he was upset because we saw that nobody was yelling.” I’ve read that sentence four times, and it’s starting to hurt my head, so I’m going to stop trying to understand what it all means. Instead, let’s just focus on Justin’s near-perfect impression of a kid who was just informed that it’s 9 o’clock and Chuck E. Cheese’s is now closed.
Justin est aller en terrasses il s'est énerver parce que on l'a vu alors que personne crier pic.twitter.com/jUGOddfcDj
— Chanel # (@DeliciousSlut) November 7, 2015
As for why Justin Bieber’s latest meltdown happened in France, he was there for something called the NRJ Music Awards. Here he is looking like Zack Morris’ evil twin while walking the red carpet.