Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Thee one and only Loni Anderson!

Loni Anderson hasn’t ever been HSOTD, because you know, sometimes it’s just a given. Loni Anderson is a given. She’s just naturally a HSOTD and it doesn’t need to be said. But now it needs to be said. Loni Anderson isn’t today’s HSOTD because she’s the vision of glamour or because she was the hottest bitch in WKRP in Cincinnati or because she played Jayne Mansfield in a TV movie or because she was Denise Richards’ scheming stage/pimp mom on Melrose Place. Loni Anderson is today’s HSOTD because of something her ex-husband Burt Reynolds said about “The Countess” ( Lady CaCa, who?) during an interview with Vanity Fair:

“The Countess,” as Reynolds called his new bride, “bought everything in triplicate. China. Diamonds. Designer gowns. She’d pay $10,000 a pop for the dress. And being ‘the Countess,’ she’d only wear them once because, you know, she couldn’t possibly wear a dress after it had been photographed. She’d say, ‘I have to dress like a star, Burt.’ ” When he gave his new bride an American Express Platinum Card, Reynolds says, she maxed out the $45,000 credit limit. In 30 minutes. (Anderson declined to comment.)

And there we go. Loni’s glamour can bankrupt a bitch! But you know, $45,000 in the late 80s doesn’t seem that much for Loni. Loni is an opulent diamond who always looked like Scrooge McDuck’s money vault barfed all over her, so $45,000 is probably what she spent on casual “stay at home” clothes. Here’s pictures from the olden days of Loni wearing Burt’s money well and also proving that they were the original Justin and Brit Brit. Who knew that gowns from Caché cost $10,000?

Pic: Mario Casilli, Getty

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