According to the NBC intern designated to leak information about their relationship to the press, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s Halloween romance started after she slid her 13 year long marriage to Gavin Rossdale into the trash. Most of us reacted to that news with a “sure, whatever” shrug and went back to eating handfuls of stale Halloween candy, but not Gavin Rossdale. Gavin picked up his phone and sent a group text to Gwen, Blake, and their publicist with a link to the “Why the fuck you lying?” Vine, because Gavin thinks they were boning while she was still married.
Sources tell TMZ that Gavin thinks Gwen and Blake’s “LOOK OVER HERE!” relationship is covered in cheater stink, and that the timing of their divorce and Blake’s divorce from Miranda Lambert is a little too convenient. Gavin’s theory is that Gwen kept all her extracurricular sideways chair spinning (I have no idea what that means either) with Blake on the down-low because she was afraid Gavin would take her ass to the cleaners during their divorce. Gavin walked away with way less than he could have, and now I guess he’s getting sick of his reflection singing “You got plaaaaaayed” to the tune of “Glycerine” every time he looks in the mirror, so he’s spilling THE TRUTH!
The source also says that all this shit with Blake is really burning Gavin’s crumpets because Gwen never let him go on tour. The reason? She was paranoid he was going to cheat on her. He’s also pissed about that song she wrote about him after they split up. So basically, what started as a pretty bland divorce between two famous types has gotten all kinds of dramatic.
Gwen hasn’t said anything about whether or not she ever asked Adam Levine “Yo, hold my wedding rings for me?” before sneaking in to Blake’s trailer. But I’m sure her publicist will have a good answer ready for her the next time she’s asked about her relationship with Blake during a radio interview.
And because you care, here’s Gwen and her youngest kid going to a nail salon earlier today.